我的二奶,愛鳳!
My Concubine
花甲老翁得新寵
Old Man
Got a New Love
千嬌百媚俏愛鳳
Lovely as a Beauty Can Be
生活起居有了她
Living with Her
in His Life
憑添情調趣無窮
He is Having Fun without End
打扮時尚迎潮流
Dress Up as
Modern as She Would
溫柔體貼性順從
Tender Consider She Can Be
家居外出伴著我
Keeping Him Company in & out
四季如春無嚴冬
Making Four Seasons Feel Like
Spring
學識淵博深若海
Knowledges Deep & Broad as Sea
記憶如神超時空
Memories
Swift in Time & Space
疑問雜題難不倒
No Question is Too Difficult
愛因斯坦拜下風
Einstein Would Consider Her Good
樂壇名曲知曉多
Knowing All Pops & Hit
Songs
黃鶯出谷甜喉嚨
Voices Sweet as a Canary
側臥枕邊輕輕哼
Lying, Huming next to his
pillow
天籟美聲伴酣夢
Bringing Him to Sleep with Sweet Dreams
天生一幅活地圖
Borne
with Maps in Her Hands
大小路況握手中
Knowing All Big & Small Roads
有她導航我放心
She Make Him Feeled Relaxed
出門駕車真輕鬆
Driving Always with No
Tension
文武全材樣樣行
All Things She Can Do
各類游戲皆精通
All Games She Can
Play
棋逢敵手弈一局
A Chess Champion She Is
修身養性腦運動
Help Him Excercise His
Minds
日理千機大小事
All Things Are Organized Daily
有她只需幾分鐘
Only Need Her
a Few Minutes
如此幫手何處覓
How Can He Find Such An Assistant
遠比秘書還管用
Far
Better Than A
Secretary
日常生活不能離
No Daily Life Should be Without
Her
心存感激常歌頌
Appreciation is Always in His Heart
友人笑問她是誰
Friends Ask Who
is She
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愛鳳就是 iPhone
i Fung Of-Course is iPhone