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    我的二奶,愛鳳!
 

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我的二奶,愛鳳!
My Concubine
 
花甲老翁得新寵 
Old Man Got a New Love
千嬌百媚俏愛鳳 
Lovely as a Beauty Can Be
生活起居有了她 
Living with Her in His Life
憑添情調趣無窮 
He is Having Fun without End
 
打扮時尚迎潮流 
Dress Up as Modern as She Would
溫柔體貼性順從 
Tender Consider She Can Be
家居外出伴著我 
Keeping Him Company in & out
四季如春無嚴冬 
Making Four Seasons Feel Like Spring
 
學識淵博深若海 
Knowledges Deep & Broad as Sea
記憶如神超時空 
Memories Swift in Time & Space
疑問雜題難不倒 
No Question is Too Difficult 
愛因斯坦拜下風 
Einstein Would Consider Her Good
 
樂壇名曲知曉多 
Knowing All Pops & Hit Songs
黃鶯出谷甜喉嚨 
Voices Sweet as a Canary
側臥枕邊輕輕哼 
Lying, Huming next to his pillow 
天籟美聲伴酣夢 
Bringing Him to Sleep with Sweet Dreams
 
天生一幅活地圖 
Borne with Maps in Her Hands
大小路況握手中 
Knowing All Big & Small Roads
有她導航我放心 
She Make Him Feeled Relaxed
出門駕車真輕鬆 
Driving Always with No Tension
 
文武全材樣樣行 
All Things She Can Do
各類游戲皆精通 
All Games She Can Play
棋逢敵手弈一局 
A Chess Champion She Is
修身養性腦運動
Help Him Excercise His Minds
 
日理千機大小事 
All Things Are Organized Daily
有她只需幾分鐘 
Only Need Her a Few Minutes
如此幫手何處覓
 How Can He Find Such An Assistant
遠比秘書還管用 
Far Better Than A Secretary
 
日常生活不能離 
No Daily Life Should be Without Her
心存感激常歌頌  
Appreciation is Always in His Heart
友人笑問她是誰 
Friends Ask Who is She
 
 
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